OMG, SO DO.
There’s something fiercely elating about having a penis up my ass. It makes me feel unconquerable…which then of course leads to my wanting the guy to try and conquer me. I love that deliciously naughty tingle that I get from feeling as if I’m dancing on the edge of dirtiness, when I want to be on the verge of moving from erotic intimacy to a rough, animalistic plundering of my body. When a guy’s plowing my backfield, I like him to force my head down and unyieldingly thrust into me, his balls smacking off my clit, along with some slaps to the ass or scratches down my back. If I’m bone smuggling from the top, I want him to hold me down by my tits and my hair and bite my ear and neck.
Fuck, do I need a cock in me right now.
Anyway, so ladies: I know how uneasy you must feel to think about traveling the Hershey highway when your body tells you to park the pink bus in the furry garage.
Ok, that’s a lie; as soon as I discovered how mind-blowing it was to put a dick inside of me, I was trying to put it in every hole I could find.
But I suppose I could see how you might be…anxious. To that I must say, butt sex is like coffee…or gothic art: it’s an acquired taste. Not gonna lie, it does feel unusual the first time you try it. But when you relax your body and find a position that works for you, it starts to feel surprisingly scrumptious.
If you’re new to uphill gardening, I suggest starting with normal boning to get his willie wet or using a condom. Don’t use lube…just trust me on that one. The position I would recommend to start with is lying on your side with him behind you. Allow him to ease his dick in, so you can become acquainted with the sensation. Have him whisper some light filth into your ear. Don’t forget to relax; tensing your body will make it more difficult and perhaps slightly painful. Once it’s in, have him slowly hump your ass, not bringing his dick out all the way before thrusting again. Take it slow until you feel comfortable with his sausage up your ass and then have him take longer penetrative strokes. From this position, it’s relatively easy to transition to doggy-style banana dipping. After that, the sky is the limit!
When I’ve expressed my passion for having a penis up my poophole, a question I am often asked is: isn’t it messy? (Note to the men: you may want to skip to the next paragraph.) My response is, although more often than not the cock comes out clean, I have had a few instances where there was a bit of…residue, if you will…involved. I would like to point out that it happened the first few times my boyfriend and I played in the muddy snake hole, and we’re now happily together for over a year. If life has taught me anything, it’s that sometimes shit happens; you have to roll with it and get what pleasure out of it that you can. In my opinion, not trying anal sex at all just because you might get a little dirty is a cheap excuse.
Being confident and adventurous with your body is just as mentally rewarding as it is physically rewarding. So go forth and conquer some cocks with your butthole.
