Ladies, imagine you’re at a party and you meet an insanely good-looking guy. You hit it off, laughing and flirting all night; he’s funny, smart, charming, and best of all, it looks like he houses a monkey in his pants. You go back to his place and are excited when kissing turns into stripping. He gets naked and you are taken aback to discover a disturbingly small dick. How do you feel?
PISSED OFF, right? I mean, you were under the impression that it was going to be a struggle to walk the next day and now you’re hoping that you’ll be able to feel it go in. (This is where you get oral and get out.) But the point is that what you got is not what you expected. So how do guys feel about a meeting a girl who appears to have two melons in her shirt and then later finding out they’re really just two kiwis?
Okay, as long as their little general sees some action, it might not be a huge deal. However, I haven’t met a straight guy yet who doesn’t love to play with your twins…your REAL twins, not the pushup girls (I read this about Wonderbras: “Why do they call them Wonderbras? Because when women take them off you wonder where the tits went.”). While guys don’t mind seeing a little cleave, it’s been my experience that au naturale is hella sexier to them. And ladies, I don’t know about you, but I feel sexier when I go out without a bra than when I go out wearing a pushup. I’ve heard the argument that wearing a pushup can make a girl feel more confident and that guys like confidence. Sure, but which is more confident: feeling good about your boobs looking bigger than they really are or feeling good about the real size of your chest and not being afraid to show it? When a girl rocks what she was born with, now that’s fucking confidence.
Instead of hoisting the hunnies to ungodly heights, show off other areas of your body; wear a short pair of shorts or skirt (what guy’s gonna be disappointed in seeing some leg?) or maybe a backless shirt (which will reinforce that the boobs they see are the boobs you’ve really got). If you’re worried about looking like a peanut smuggler, there’s stickies for that; some of them can be reused (and they’re waaay more comfy than bras). Besides, in this summer heat there’s tons of great skimpy tops that you don’t want to have to wear a bra with.
Little boobs should never hold a girl back from getting laid. If you have some fear that they are, then find a way to “make up for them”. Suck boys dry, try anal sex, or give double penetration a go. Or just plain fuck the shit out of them.
So ladies, lose the bra (or just the pushup…baby steps) and let the girls breathe…besides, it’ll be one less thing he’ll have to take off later.
